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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

 

If they were normal...

Amy found this blog that shows what stars would look like if they were maybe a little more normal. Photoshopping at its best. To the left: David and Victoria Beckham.

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Monday, August 27, 2007

 

Adventures in Convergence VI.1: More of the Mice

So I wrote this blog on Saturday about human-computer interfacing, and how mice might be going out of style, and I asked if there were any other interfaces that folks might see on the horizon. Sure enough, I got an email about a new 3D mouse actually exists and is being heavily pushed, especially in the gaming world. While the demo makes it look more useful for 3D gamers, obviously there are options that go beyond those obsessed with Halo. Design applications and mapping apps like Google Maps are a couple. But imagining a web browser or desktop that uses a third-dimension leads to some interesting possibilities. As crappy as it supposedly is, Windows Vista's new Flip3D is one place where the dimension of depth is already coming into play.

While I'm talking about 3D mice, I should mention that I completely neglected the ring mouse. It appears to be a predecessor to the "Minority Report" interface. Extremely primitive it may be. It is a single click device, bulky, and dependent on ultrasonic waves. But apparently it works flawlessly, and it only took 21 weeks and $700 to make the prototype.

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Adventures in Convergence VII: Think Your Blues Away

In the spirit of "Eternal Sunshine" Christopher deCharms runs Omneuro, a California startup practice that uses brain scanning to help patients deal with chronic pain, as well as psychological conditions like addiction and depression. And much like the fictional Lacuna, Inc. it uses brain imaging to identify the location of activity when the pain is being experienced; the patient is guided to channel his or her mental energy to dissipate the activity in that region. It's no surprise that other startups are entering the scene using brain imaging for other purposes, for example, to identify when someone may be lying, or how a consumer responds to a marketing message. What excites the owners of these companies (besides the profit potential) is how the technology will empower people to have a better relationship with their own brains and thoughts. But if we learn to truly lasso the lightning rod will we actually want the control?

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Sunday, August 26, 2007

 

The Zest of...

I remember being in the fancy grocery store when I was young and seeing a bottle of lemon zest sitting on the shelf and wondering why the heck someone would ever want to eat a lemon peel. When I was slightly older and had to cook for myself I saw one or two recipes that called for lemon zest and thought to myself, okay, so lemon peels are edible, but how could someone possibly justify buying a whole bottle of it?

In the last couple of weeks I've made a few recipes with either lemon or orange zests - blueberry pies, lemon creme scones, orange tofu - and I had completely forgotten that prepackaged zest existed. I ended up running out to the store every time and buying a whole lemon or orange. Then tonight I saw recipe for Madeleine's. They make Madeleine's at my work, and charge a pretty penny for 'em. But from the recipe and description it looks like you could whip them up pretty fast and impress a guest or two. Oh, and they require lemon zest. It turns out there are hundreds of recipes with zest in them (at least 175 according to this book), and you can still buy the stuff for a pretty penny.

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Saturday, August 25, 2007

 

Adventures in Convergence VI: The Mighty Mouse and the Brain

As all five of you may have noticed, I've been blogging for a little while on the concept of "convergence" - the growing integration of technology and human systems. (I don't know whether this is the correct term for the phenomenon, but I'm presumptively stealing it as a layman. Ray Kurzweil probably has a better one.). I started the thread out with just a few posts on stuff like Artificial Intelligence and computers merging with the body and mind, but I've decided to expand to talk a little about technological interfaces in the community. So please bear with me as I begin to write more regularly about these trends rather than writing about....well, nothing I guess.

So I was procrastinating on the CNET gadget blog and read an post by Don Reisinger hating on the mouse. He started out just complaining about his Apple Mighty Mouse (I can't tell what the problem is with the Mighty Mouse. The sensor right click and 2D scrolling trackball capabilities are pretty nice advances for their time if you ask me.). But then he challenged the mouse-computer interface altogether. His only suggested future solution to the mouse problem was the touch screen, which Apple is already hinting at in some of their recent patent submissions. But it got me thinking: what human-computer interfaces can we expect in the future?

Touch screen has been trashed by some of the lay-ergonomically-concerned who feel that tactile interaction (the springing back of the mouse or keyboard button) is a crucial to ease of use. However, having the screen, mouse, and keyboard all-in-one eliminates the whole challenge of hand-eye coordination. (All those years of typing class, gone to waste).

Then we've got a comment from logan1337 who predicts a future of eye-tracking cameras - cameras that sense where the pupil is looking, and direct actions based on their movement. The camera sensor thing isn't new; that's how microsoft's multitouch screen coffee table works. And the eye-tracking thing may be adopted by ATM companies seeking an end to shoulder surfing (sorry drunken frat boys; you'll have to concentrate to enter that PIN properrrrrrly). But questions arise: how do you "click" with your eye? Stanford researchers suggest either "dwelling" on the chosen key, or clicking a space bar with your hand, both of which seem more complicated than the single interface, immediate click of the traditional hand methods. The idea is to make it easier.

Okay, so let's move a little bit further: we've got the Philip K. Dick by way of Tom Cruise envisioning of a multitouch glove with a massive transparent LED, suggested in Minority Report by way of Felipe M. G. Ceotto. This is good, certainly visually stunning if you've seen the movie, the way Tom Cruise picks up full windows and tosses them back and forth. Also it uses four whole buttons, two on each glove; if you've got all your fingers you could feasibly have ten different functions or alts literally in your hands - forget about all those apple hot keys! This vision may just be close to perfection. But what's missing? You still can't bring the window to you. Look at Tom Cruise. He's standing. Can you imagine standing all day to do an Excel-based budget? Sure, you could make a pretty big spreadsheet, but you'd be on your feet all day! That may be okay for your average Heaven's Gate Member Scientologist, but us lesser beings are a little bit more sensitive.

Enter another concept: the holographic touch screen. This technology already exists, even though it's probably got more bugs than the first iPhone betas. But certainly one could imagine a future in which you could set up your holographic projector in one corner of the room and "grab" and "drag" the ethereal screen anywhere in the room. Tired of sitting at your desk? Take it to the couch. Don't like the right in front of your eyes interaction? Keystone the screen so it appears above your lap. Screen too small? Stretch it so it's just as big as that Tom Cruise one. Okay, so this still doesn't solve the problem of tactile sensitivity. But it may be cool enough that our bodies will be willing to sacrifice the interactivity. And you're not limited to your fingers either.

The ultimate? If you've read any of my previous posts on convergence you can guess that I would predict a day where the computer and the mind are seamless. The neuron and the computer chip will be able to share data directly. All your work can be done within the brain, manipulating data, images, and sounds within a mental interface (hopefully less feeble than it is currently). And when you want to share work with others just, I don't know, mindbeam it to them I guess, if your brain has been enabled with WiFi 802.11n capabilities. Or is on the EDGE network. Hopefully our robot masters at VerizoSprinAT&T will have figured it out by then.

The possibilities are endless: having a mental iPod; downloading textbooks worth of information into your brain; sharing ideas without speaking; backing up your entire brain to a 500 petabyte hard drive. I mean sure, it will require a huge social change. Forget wire tapping. Heck, forget the Matrix. In a wireless mental computer world privacy will mean nothing - what kind of firewalls can you put around your memories? Everything in your mind would have to be just as accessible as everybody else's brains are to you. Can you imagine the chaos? Remember Mel Gibson in "What Women Want"? Picture that going both ways. The upside: we might be permitted to understand what goes on in George W. Bush's head (my guess: a constant double feature of Dennis Madalone's "America, We Stand As One" video back to back with "Red Dawn").

But seriously, the above suggestion of a mentally interfacing, biopowered, ethereally networked world might not be completely off the wall. Some scientists suggest that many animals have a kind of ESP that negates the need for physical communication. In early evolution, prior to the creation of language, humans might have had this capability. Should technology step up to the plate we'd essentially be creating a sophisticated version of what mother nature might have originally given us.

And we wouldn't need that stupid trackball.


Did I hit all the potential interface methods out there? Tell me.

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Friday, August 24, 2007

 

million calorie march movie madness

The Million Calorie March movie is about to hit screens at the Boston Film Festival. I was a cinematographer/unit producer on the portion of the film that takes place on a walk from Florida to Boston, with Gary Marino as the producer and creator. The unit I shot was waayyy back in 2004, my first job out of college, so I'm excited to see what has happened since.

Click the pic at the right for the news!

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Edible Complex

Oedipus the Movie, as performed by vegetables:

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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

 

Adventures in Convergence V: The Tooth Powered iPod


Read this article about a new iPod mod that allows you to access pod controls using only your teeth. Of course this muscle-computer interface technology isn't new - wheelchair bound folks like Stephen Hawking have used evolving versions of this technology to do everything from move to speak. But it is a good example of the computer-human convergence, a further separation of the traditional human interfaces of eye and hand from the machines that surround us.

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Sunday, August 19, 2007

 

The Big Tees

Someday I will have money and be able to buy these cool shirts. Why settle for Old Navy's trite ironic phrases on sweatshop tees when you can get a stylized yeti drinking hot chocolate or Mao Tse Tung flanked by a popular internet acronym on American Apparel?

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Monday, August 13, 2007

 

Spam Poetry

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Tuesday, August 7, 2007

 

Adventures in Convergence IV: Memory

Just want to give props to Radio Lab who recently did a great show on memory, and human control of the brain mechanisms that control making and recalling memories. Among the secrets they uncover, it turns out that the more you recall something - an event, a face, a story - the less real it becomes! Like tellers of tall tales, the brain constantly recreates events as they are remembered, adding and subtracting details randomly. Could you imagine if computers were that faulty?

Anyway, listen to the story here.

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Adventures in Convergence III: Brain Hacking

Brain researchers have been perfecting a mechanism to stimulate specific neurons and rejigger those ones that, let's say, misbehave too much. Read below for the Wired article. Through the use of a magnetic skullcap of sorts neurons can be guided to allow for a particular emotional or intellectual response - happiness or better mental agility through a hat! This gives new meaning to the term thinking cap.

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