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Friday, September 29, 2006

 

Anti-Photoshop Phriday

It's "Anti-Photoshop Friday," where we publish unaltered photos of events we never thought we would see. This Friday we see an image from the National Pirate Summit.

Here, Mickey Mouse escorts his wench, who looks to be like a B-vitamin-deprived leather fetishist he must have picked up at his recent stop to Isla de Muerta, to the
Friday evening Cole Slaw n' Grog Banquet.



Amy and I just dropped $1400 on rent today and I'm all of a sudden feeling very empty inside. It's like if you're giving blood and you accidentally give more than a pint. Someday I'll have to take a picture of our apartment to show, and someone can tell me whether it's actually worthwhile.

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Thursday, September 28, 2006

 

Intelligence

So I've been reading over the National Intelligence Estimate on Iraq, at least the portion that was released the other day (not because I work on National Intelligence, but just because I like to indulge in a little oxymoron every now and then), and it's kind of just what I expected to see. I mean, informed, smart people generally don't disagree too broadly, and, since the majority of Americans are in the "middle-of-the-road" politically, it's no surprise that our national intelligence reflects a somewhat balanced perspective. If you haven't read anything about the Estimate yet here's a quick capsule review: portions of a document were recently leaked saying that the world is now more dangerous as a result of the war in Iraq. Bush was angry about the leak, but cowed into releasing four out of thirty-some pages of the intelligence document. The document starts off by saying basically that US counterterrorism efforts haven't been a complete failure, kind of the way, y'know, a teacher would say, "Yeah, you failed your driver's test, but at least we know that you know where the accelerator is." With that praise out of the way the report goes on to say that the war has created a "cause celebre" for terrorist recruitment efforts and further emboldened those who already hate the US. That's not such a surprise. I mean, I'm not a nationalist or anything, but if someone started seriously bombing the crap out of my country I would probably start looking for somewhere to sign up, too. Of course, Bush would probably like us to think that the threat really was that clear to the American public, but the truth is it's not.

Apart from the politics I am pleased to read that the NIE has helped to inject an underused phrase into the American lexicon. Look up the word cause célèbre in Google News and you'll see page after page of articles about Iraq and the NIE. Could this phrase replace "perfect storm" as the news phrase du jour? Sadly, I doubt it. First of all, cause célèbre is a happy phrase - it stirs up visions of a celebration of sorts, balloons and pony rides. A perfect storm is negative - it conjurs up images of swirling storm clouds, huge tidal waves, and George Clooney drowning - it will prove much more useful in a negative news climate. Second, cause célèbre is French. Need I say more? And it's hard to pronounce. Do you say "celeb?" Or is it"celeb-bra" or "celeb-bur" - I could find out, but I'm too lazy. If I hear Katie Couric say that the release of X-Men III on DVD is a dweeb cause célèbre though I'll be sure to let you know.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

 

Voice Message

I found this old message on my phone the other day. I was disturbed when I heard it the first time, and I suddenly became disturbed again when I listened to it again the other day. I've had my (917) number for years now so I've gotten used to getting calls every now and then saying, "Yo, is Karla theeere?" or something unintelligible in Hebrew or Hindi. But this one beat them all. I keep wondering what would have happened if I had actually answered it. Can anyone help me figure this out? The old guy is obviously from Brooklyn, so that should narrow it down. And he's probably used to getting calls from the police department. If you know anyone who fits this description let me know.

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Sunday, September 24, 2006

 

Sick

Okay, the page is up. I'm incredibly sick right now, so I'm just sitting around trying to get reaccquainted with Dreamweaver and html, so this is what has come out of it. In my mind I'd really love to be the next Mark Zuckerberg, but the truth is I'm three years too late and hundreds of hours of coding practice behind. Also, my level of social anxiety disorder extends all the way to the online social networking sites.

I watched all three of my netflix movies this weekend while I was trying to recover, and when those ran out I had to revert to my stand by favorite The Bourne Identity. I probably watch that movie three or four times a year - easily beating out It's A Wonderful Life on my sitting-at-home-like-a-loser watch list - but I really hate action movies in general. Amy thinks I have a man-crush on Matt Damon - which is true - but I like to think I just like faux-Euro spy thrillers.

Going to bed to recover now...

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